I'm not one for taking prayer lightly and I know God is a busy GUY so you must understand how important and significant it is if I stop to take time to talk to the big GUY in the sky aka THE MAN upstairs. Dear God let's talk bro to bro, I have a zit and it's been sticking around for over a week now, what up with that? I eat and drink healthy food, I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, I don't stress but still there it is Mt. St Helens right in the middle of my forehead. God why have you forsaken me? If you could please do me this one solid God and remove this zit I promise to pray every single day, give to charity, feed the homeless, and preach the gospel... HALLELUJAH! I know you're a busy guy so I'll let you get back to answering the important prayers about soccer matches, football games and people hunched over toilet seats promising to never drink alcohol again. If you can find time in your day to remove this zit I'd really appreciate it, if not I still love you God. BE LOVE! Loka samasta sukhino bhavantu. Namaste, -Brother Echo
Wednesday, 27 June 2012
Raw Sangha #184 - Dear God, I Have A Zit. Please Help!
Raw Sangha #184 - Dear God, I Have A Zit. Please Help! Tube. Duration : 5.47 Mins.
I'm not one for taking prayer lightly and I know God is a busy GUY so you must understand how important and significant it is if I stop to take time to talk to the big GUY in the sky aka THE MAN upstairs. Dear God let's talk bro to bro, I have a zit and it's been sticking around for over a week now, what up with that? I eat and drink healthy food, I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, I don't stress but still there it is Mt. St Helens right in the middle of my forehead. God why have you forsaken me? If you could please do me this one solid God and remove this zit I promise to pray every single day, give to charity, feed the homeless, and preach the gospel... HALLELUJAH! I know you're a busy guy so I'll let you get back to answering the important prayers about soccer matches, football games and people hunched over toilet seats promising to never drink alcohol again. If you can find time in your day to remove this zit I'd really appreciate it, if not I still love you God. BE LOVE! Loka samasta sukhino bhavantu. Namaste, -Brother Echo
I'm not one for taking prayer lightly and I know God is a busy GUY so you must understand how important and significant it is if I stop to take time to talk to the big GUY in the sky aka THE MAN upstairs. Dear God let's talk bro to bro, I have a zit and it's been sticking around for over a week now, what up with that? I eat and drink healthy food, I don't drink alcohol or do drugs, I don't stress but still there it is Mt. St Helens right in the middle of my forehead. God why have you forsaken me? If you could please do me this one solid God and remove this zit I promise to pray every single day, give to charity, feed the homeless, and preach the gospel... HALLELUJAH! I know you're a busy guy so I'll let you get back to answering the important prayers about soccer matches, football games and people hunched over toilet seats promising to never drink alcohol again. If you can find time in your day to remove this zit I'd really appreciate it, if not I still love you God. BE LOVE! Loka samasta sukhino bhavantu. Namaste, -Brother Echo
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